These “Anti-Rape” Security Pants For Women Give The Impression You Have A Bulge

These “Anti-Rape” Security Pants For Women Give The Impression You Have A Bulge

Instead of mace, switchblades and anything else you could fit in your purse to fight off any possible attacker as your first line of defense, a company in Thailand has allegedly created an underwear for women to wear that makes you look like you’re walking around with a penis. Because apparently nothing will turn off a rapist more than seeing the fact that the woman could possibly be a man…I guess.  As for any of you normal fellas out there looking for Mrs. Right, well, I guess you’re all just screwed too.

Check out the weird commercial below for Headmuns Security Pants. Make sure you watch to see the guy at the end give a nice bizarre testimonial to the camera.

It’s really hard to tell whether or not this is a joke (my money is on it being a joke) because Thailand isn’t exactly known for their frat-like humor, but are known for having a few questionable “ladies” roaming the streets. I’m not able to find a website selling the product, nor am I able to find any sort of comedy troupe claiming the ad as their own hilarious creation. Either way, if this is a product that could avoid potential rape, then I’m all for it. I’m also all for meeting a woman bold enough to wear this thing around the town because that woman should become the president of women.

What a wonderful world we live in. Not having to fear about abduction AND first date requests.